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Welcome to Jerk Alert's Lame-Assed Website!

There's no telling what kind of stupid crap will make it's way onto this page, but it's likely to include news about the band, pictures, and stuff we like. Go Figure.

We really hope you like the site and tell all your friends to come check it out. However, if you hate the site, go tell all your friends to come check it out. Either way, sign el-lame-o guestbook so we know you were here and we can send you stupid chain letters and "if you don't send this to 10 people...blah, blah, blah" stuff... ok, not really, but sign it anyway!

Jerk Alert in Longview, Texas

Jerk Alert at a show in Longview, Tx

Jerk Alert is:

Ben - gee-tar and hollerin'
Big Bad Brad - bass, yellin', and funny faces
Cadillac Craig - Drums and Hawaiian shirts

Here's a stinky ol' guestbook so you can tell us how bad our website sucks, or how you like to take gerbils and...no, wait, don't tell us about that...